[ He hits the start button and they suddenly seem to be transported to... a facility of some sort? On the table before them are two guns, one blue and one orange. ]
[ Yata doesn't have any problems with it, either. He picks up the orange gun and fires it at the ground beneath him for kicks. What it creates is a portal with an orange border. ]
[He's just going to go investigate this thing now, and he crouches down next to it and puts his hand into the portal. And he is. Just going to take it back out quickly, just in case it's a trap or something.
[Okay, okay, he'll move aside for it. He's kind of tempted to just shove Yata through the portal, but then he'll just get louder than normal so he doesn't want to deal with that.
So instead, he'll turn from the portal and--]
Woah!
[He jumps back from the thing that's scurrying towards them, and he raises his gun again.]
[ Aw man, and just when he was about to jump in, too! Yata doesn't look too disappointed, though. The creature that reveals itself appears to be some sort of lizard. ]
Finally!
[ Yata tries to get the jump on it, but it falls into the orange portal on the ground... ]
[Nice can kind of figure out what's happening when he sees the lizard crawling towards them, because it doesn't seem to be attempting to avoid the portal--]
Hey, watch out!
[And he'll grab Yata's arm to yank him out of the way and out of the way of the lizard.
He'll hit the lizard with his gun too in the process, because he's gr8 at using things like this.]
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Robots. Definitely robots. Dragons are a little too oldish for me.
[Sometimes...]
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[ He hits the start button and they suddenly seem to be transported to... a facility of some sort? On the table before them are two guns, one blue and one orange. ]
Uh... I ain't played this one yet.
[ Oops. ]
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I've never played this one either. I guess we just have to think on our feet.
[Not that Nice has any problems with this or anything.]
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[ Yata doesn't have any problems with it, either. He picks up the orange gun and fires it at the ground beneath him for kicks. What it creates is a portal with an orange border. ]
Woah! What is it?
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[He's just going to go investigate this thing now, and he crouches down next to it and puts his hand into the portal. And he is. Just going to take it back out quickly, just in case it's a trap or something.
Turns back to Yata...]
Guess I'm going through it.
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Hey, you try your gun, too!
[ He thinks it might do something different! ]
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Oh, right.
[He looks at his gun and then raises it to shoot -- and then he'll fire it off in a direction past Yata but not too far away.
And is that...another portal???]
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[ That's all Yata's ever going to say this entire game, honestly. He quickly approaches the blue portal and sticks his hand in with excitement.
The same hand goes out of the orange portal he shot on the ground earlier. ]
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But now Nice has gotta do something, so--]
Hey, move out of the way.
[Since he's closest to the orange portal still...he doesn't want Yata screaming at him when he jumps through it and they collide.]
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And end up right next to Yata. It's with a little bit of effort to get back out of the portal now, but when he does, he grins over at him.]
That's really cool!
[Nice...]
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Fucking awesome...
[ It's so awesome that he wants to experience it firsthand. He puts a hand on Nice's shoulder, urging him to step away. ]
Hey, hey, let me try!
[ While Yata's too busy being mesmerized by VIRTUAL REALITY, something a little smaller than a horse scurries behind them. ]
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So instead, he'll turn from the portal and--]
Woah!
[He jumps back from the thing that's scurrying towards them, and he raises his gun again.]
I think we're getting to the actual game, Yata.
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Finally!
[ Yata tries to get the jump on it, but it falls into the orange portal on the ground... ]
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Help? ]
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Hey, watch out!
[And he'll grab Yata's arm to yank him out of the way and out of the way of the lizard.
He'll hit the lizard with his gun too in the process, because he's gr8 at using things like this.]
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Thanks. That was close... [ But it might wake up soon. ] Hmm... Hey, try shooting at the ceiling, above the other portal.
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Maybe he should push the thing into that portal...would it just end up falling up and down through them???
He's really tempted, and he's walking towards the lizard now...]
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But Yata knocks it out by slamming his fist on its skull before it even fully opens its mouth. Thanks, superpowers... ]
You ready?
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...Yata didn't see him being uncool, though. He's never uncool!!]
Yeah, ready.
[And he'll take a few more steps forward, as if regaining his ground on the lizard...]
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Hurry up!