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gonna make this more interesting later

Comments

voice;

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Well I mean, when a girl asks a guy to "go out" in Three's shoujo manga, that means it's a date.

["in Three's shoujo manga" bc Nice has never been asked out is that what he's saying]

So it's not a date right?

[He's taken!!!

But no he might be kind of teasing her in a way ok]

voice;

[scenting]

I don't know what a shoujo manga is!

[ but oh god what an awkward question. ]

And it's not. You're very attractive, Nice, and you have a shapely butt but I'm already dating someone. He's not here but his butt's nicer.

[ you ASKED HER okay ]

voice; 1/idk yet you unleashed the nerd malia

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It's weird stuff, usually has a lot of romance, cute girls, and attractive guys in it.

[but wait--

wHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE]

2/3 maybe

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[WHAT.]

Did you just say I'm attractive and have a good butt?!

[Bypasses the part where she said she's already dating someone because he's still SO SHOCKED]

3/4

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Nobody's ever said anything like that to me before -- they always say that to Murasaki and Art. I don't even know why, either.

[Well.]

Never mind, I know why. Murasaki's got that "cool glasses guy" thing going on, and then Art's got the "cool prince" thing going on.

4/5 oh my god one more im sorry

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They could be attractive I guess, but I'm more attractive than both of them I think. But nobody ever realizes this! Well, until now, anyway.

[. . .]

You think I could have it writing so I can shove it in their faces later?

[Too bad Art doesn't even realize he's popular.]

5/5

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--Oh, and if Murasaki and Art show up, don't tell them I said anything about them.

[Do you always have to have this disclaimer, man...]

nice find your chill

[scenting]

[ she just listens to this all and her face just grows more and more confused. ]

Uh. If I wrote this down, wouldn't it make it more obvious you've been talking about these people?

[ . . . ]

Also, I don't care? Stop talking about your butt.

[ geez, nice. did you really need five comments to talk about your butt? ]

there's no inbetween either he's 2chill or not chill at all

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No, I'll just tell them you wrote me a letter or something.

[Because they'd totally believe that.]

I'm not just talking about my butt! I'm talking about all of me!

[Still.]

you're gonna hurt yourself like that

[scenting]

[ just. processing this for a moment before looking completely aghast. ]

A love letter?!

[ did you not hear that she has a bf!!! ]

I'm not writing a love letter to your butt, Nice!

probably

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[no he didn't hear it at all]

Why do you keep bringing up my butt? I'm not talking completely about my butt! You said I was attractive and my butt is nice!

[scenting]

It just seems like that's what this conversation is focusing on!

[ nice's butt is the sum of his attractiveness or something. ]

I probably shouldn't have said anything in the first place. I didn't know you'd go insane.

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It's what you're focusing on!

Hey, I have to take it when I can get it! Like I said, it's not like hot girls ever pay attention to me or anything, even though I think I'm pretty attractive.

[It's probably a lot of your personality too, bro]

[scenting]

Then I won't anymore!

[ what a dumb conversation. ]

You know, that's probably because you're really lazy and stuff.

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One: What does me being "lazy" have anything to do with it?

[This is so dumb.]

Two: Calling me lazy is offensive.

[scenting]

Being lazy isn't attractive. It means you won't do anything and you're going to get boring really quickly. Take Stiles for instance, he's a spaz and really really really weird but he's always doing something. The last thing I'd call him is lazy. So, he's attractive. Way more than you, at least.

[ then ]

And I don't care.

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[Wow.............Malia being brutally honest and shit man]

Well of course you think he's attractive. That Stiles guy is your boyfriend, right? So it doesn't really matter.

I'm not here to impress anybody anyway.

[scenting]

[ you brought it upon yourself, nice! ]

Of course it matters, Stiles is great. And if you stop being lazy, girls will call you attractive more.

[ . . . oh! ]

I should help you get a girlfriend.

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[...WHAT]

Whoa, whoa! How did it come to that? I mean, having a girlfriend would be pretty cool, but why now?

[He has two boyfriends at home ok]

[scenting]

So you can know that you're attractive, of course. I can find you a boyfriend too if you want but you seemed like you wanted a girl more.

[ because all this is since he wants someone to like him, right? right ]

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I don't need someone to know that I'm attractive. I know I'm plenty attractive!

[At least he's confident...]

Other people just usually don't appreciate that.

[scenting]

Which is because you're lazy.

[ wait ]

Do you not want people to think you're attractive? That's why you're lazy?

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What? No! I'm the way I am because that's how I am!

[Because that explains everything.]

Not because I want people to find me attractive or unattractive or anything.

[scenting]

But if you know it's a thing people don't like, why do it?

[ malia, you are blunt on the regular and kind of mean. you have no room to talk. ]

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It's who I am. It's kind of lame when people change to make someone else happy, don't you think? I have people back home who don't care about how I am, so why would I change now?

[Ok but you still get yelled at by Murasaki, Nice. Don't forget that.]