How can Nice run anything.. he still seems young, and on top of it, is apparently terrible at making up excuses?! How do you survive in the real world, boy. ]
[ Do you have half an idea how suspicious as all hell that sounds, Nice. Really, an agency.. that solves.. people's "problems".. he's slowly getting the idea this guy is some sort of hilariously (although not to Heung Soo) incompetent mafia kind of guy or something. ]
You solve problems.
[ You know.
He's sort of asking are these PROBLEMS or "problems"... sleeping with the fishies problems.. if that's true, Nice is the weirdest thug he's ever met, that's for sure. ]
Something tells me you don't win a lot of arguments. [ BECAUSE YOU'RE CONSTANTLY SHOOTING YOURSELF IN THE FOOT WITH YOUR WORDS.. seriously, a hit request?! And then you try to not make it seem shady as all hell?
Nice really is the worst gangster he's ever met. So god help Nice, he probably needs it in life. ]
As in, he doesn't believe it no matter how often you say it. He's not even dignifying this with a reply. Either you defend yourself more or Heung Soo over here is just going to side-eye you for the rest of their stay here.. ]
[ God, remind Heung Soo to do an extensive background check on people next time he tells them to do his job for him... he can't make this mistake a second time, it's annoying as all hell. ]
[ THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HEUNG SOO IS WONDERING RIGHT NOW... ]
How about not bringing me into trouble to begin with next time. [ Since he's perfectly capable of causing trouble for himself.. it's what his whole series is about.. ]
[ The better question is if Heung Soo even trusts him enough to dump his work on him a second time.. generally only idiots and insane people do the same thing twice and expect a different outcome, right. ]
At least I won't let my part-time jobs kill me. [ Unlike Nice's shady business back home!! ]
[ Look, he's just dealt with this a lot over the past years... a whole lot.. and through text it's harder to pick up tone, so he's just trying to make sure some punk like Nice doesn't think he can just walk all over him. ]
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How can Nice run anything.. he still seems young, and on top of it, is apparently terrible at making up excuses?! How do you survive in the real world, boy. ]
What kind of place?
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an agency called hamatora
u have a problem and well resolve it 4 u
[..............some......times...........depending on Nice's mood.]
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You solve problems.
[ You know.
He's sort of asking are these PROBLEMS or "problems"... sleeping with the fishies problems.. if that's true, Nice is the weirdest thug he's ever met, that's for sure. ]
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even though i've seen a mafia fanfic once]y like uh finding stuff or getting info
investigating stuff police wont or w/e sometimes ppl dont wanna go 2 the police
[That still sounds kinda sketch.]
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I didn't realise you were a backalley type. [ Listen, that's just 100% what it sounds like, no matter how many times you turn it over. ]
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im not a backalley type!!
well
not usually we did get a hit request once but i wasnt working thne
[Nice.......]
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Something tells me you don't win a lot of arguments. [ BECAUSE YOU'RE CONSTANTLY SHOOTING YOURSELF IN THE FOOT WITH YOUR WORDS.. seriously, a hit request?! And then you try to not make it seem shady as all hell?
Nice really is the worst gangster he's ever met. So god help Nice, he probably needs it in life. ]
1/2
[No you don't. Not unless it's about an actual case...]
im telling u i wasnt working then!!! i had other things 2 deal w/!! that was murasaki and hajime who took care of that
[Kind of. Not really. He ended up helping in the end BUT--]
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they didnt kill anyone just so u kno we dont do stuff like that
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This is an "uh-huh".
As in, he doesn't believe it no matter how often you say it. He's not even dignifying this with a reply. Either you defend yourself more or Heung Soo over here is just going to side-eye you for the rest of their stay here.. ]
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r u giving me the silent treatment now
[Yes because that's exactly what's going on here.]
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[ That's a "yes, I was" without really saying it.. mostly since he wants this point to be clear.
You're ridiculous, Nice. ]
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[He doesn't care what other people think!!!!!!!!
Well ok he cares about what three people think of him but DETAILS he'll deny it forever. Yes he's completely ridiculous]
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Just don't cause other people trouble.
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[Nice that's why Heung Soo is even contacting you]
look i did ur job didnt i its not like i made anything that much worse
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[ Despite this being text, it's almost as if he somehow already indicates that he doesn't think Nice would have.. ]
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besides im sure there are tons of delivery boy jobs u couldve taken up anyway
[Did he really put that much thought into this...probably not.]
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How about not bringing me into trouble to begin with next time. [ Since he's perfectly capable of causing trouble for himself.. it's what his whole series is about.. ]
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[Ok but Nice are you saying that you'll end up being roped into delivering one of his packages again tho]
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At least I won't let my part-time jobs kill me. [ Unlike Nice's shady business back home!! ]
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u never kno whats going 2 happen
[.......that sounds so ominous.]
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[ Look, he's just dealt with this a lot over the past years... a whole lot.. and through text it's harder to pick up tone, so he's just trying to make sure some punk like Nice doesn't think he can just walk all over him. ]
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[He's too lazy tbh]
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You probably like those.
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bad movies r gr8...ive been watching a lot here
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