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[topscores]

gonna make this more interesting later

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[topscores]

i tried 2 make u look good tho!!1 u were a hero

...

well, a mostly dead hero but still a hero!!!

[Okay, well at least he's finally facing the subject head on -- but are you really liking where this is going, Heung Soo.]

[unathletic]

[ NOT AT ALL... he's getting the vague impression Nice is like Certain Classmates of his.. which is not a good thing. Not a good thing at all. ]

Have you ever even had a part time job? [ Because somehow it seems like Nice wouldn't be able to keep one for five minutes without being fired. ]

[topscores]

[if these classmates are lazy assholes than you're 100% on the money.]

of course i have! wat kind of person do u think i am

[I don't think Hamatora counts in this situation, Nice -- because you're one of the ones making the rules for it.]

[unathletic]

[ this is a guy from a class of problem children... you can probably imagine without much more explanation. ]

How did you get away with telling them this stuff?

[topscores]

i run it

[There it is. That's how he gets away with his bullshit. And Murasaki lets him get away with it......sometimes.]

[unathletic]

[ ???

How can Nice run anything.. he still seems young, and on top of it, is apparently terrible at making up excuses?! How do you survive in the real world, boy. ]

What kind of place?

[topscores]

[This is the Real Mystery of the series known as Hamatora...]

an agency called hamatora

u have a problem and well resolve it 4 u

[..............some......times...........depending on Nice's mood.]

[unathletic]

[ Do you have half an idea how suspicious as all hell that sounds, Nice. Really, an agency.. that solves.. people's "problems".. he's slowly getting the idea this guy is some sort of hilariously (although not to Heung Soo) incompetent mafia kind of guy or something. ]

You solve problems.

[ You know.

He's sort of asking are these PROBLEMS or "problems"... sleeping with the fishies problems.. if that's true, Nice is the weirdest thug he's ever met, that's for sure. ]

[topscores]

[Oh my god he's not mafia.......even though i've seen a mafia fanfic once]

y like uh finding stuff or getting info

investigating stuff police wont or w/e sometimes ppl dont wanna go 2 the police

[That still sounds kinda sketch.]

[unathletic]

[ IT'S WHAT IT SOUNDED LIKE.. and yeah, that still sounds pretty sketchy. What kind of proper business would do something like that. ]

I didn't realise you were a backalley type. [ Listen, that's just 100% what it sounds like, no matter how many times you turn it over. ]

[topscores]

[A business that was founded when Nice was like 16 that's what kind of "proper" business this is]

im not a backalley type!!

well

not usually we did get a hit request once but i wasnt working thne

[Nice.......]

[unathletic]

[ ... Nice.... ]

Something tells me you don't win a lot of arguments. [ BECAUSE YOU'RE CONSTANTLY SHOOTING YOURSELF IN THE FOOT WITH YOUR WORDS.. seriously, a hit request?! And then you try to not make it seem shady as all hell?

Nice really is the worst gangster he's ever met. So god help Nice, he probably needs it in life. ]

1/2

[topscores]

i win plenty of arguments tyvm

[No you don't. Not unless it's about an actual case...]

im telling u i wasnt working then!!! i had other things 2 deal w/!! that was murasaki and hajime who took care of that

[Kind of. Not really. He ended up helping in the end BUT--]

[topscores]

[HE'S GOING TO REALIZE HOW TERRIBLE THAT SOUNDS]

they didnt kill anyone just so u kno we dont do stuff like that

[unathletic]

[ There's not even a reply back.

This is an "uh-huh".

As in, he doesn't believe it no matter how often you say it. He's not even dignifying this with a reply. Either you defend yourself more or Heung Soo over here is just going to side-eye you for the rest of their stay here.. ]

[topscores]

[oh god...]

r u giving me the silent treatment now

[Yes because that's exactly what's going on here.]

[unathletic]

Do you really expect anyone to believe a story that ridiculous?

[ That's a "yes, I was" without really saying it.. mostly since he wants this point to be clear.

You're ridiculous, Nice. ]

[topscores]

idc if ppl believe me or not bc i kno what happened

[He doesn't care what other people think!!!!!!!!

Well ok he cares about what three people think of him but DETAILS he'll deny it forever. Yes he's completely ridiculous]

[unathletic]

[ God, remind Heung Soo to do an extensive background check on people next time he tells them to do his job for him... he can't make this mistake a second time, it's annoying as all hell. ]

Just don't cause other people trouble.

[topscores]

i dont

[Nice that's why Heung Soo is even contacting you]

look i did ur job didnt i its not like i made anything that much worse

[unathletic]

My boss ended up complaining to me about it. Or are you saying you would've taken responsibility if I ended up fired?

[ Despite this being text, it's almost as if he somehow already indicates that he doesn't think Nice would have.. ]

[topscores]

i made sure it wasnt something to get fired over ok

besides im sure there are tons of delivery boy jobs u couldve taken up anyway

[Did he really put that much thought into this...probably not.]

[unathletic]

[ THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HEUNG SOO IS WONDERING RIGHT NOW... ]

How about not bringing me into trouble to begin with next time. [ Since he's perfectly capable of causing trouble for himself.. it's what his whole series is about.. ]

[topscores]

ok ill remember u want a boring story

[Ok but Nice are you saying that you'll end up being roped into delivering one of his packages again tho]

[unathletic]

[ The better question is if Heung Soo even trusts him enough to dump his work on him a second time.. generally only idiots and insane people do the same thing twice and expect a different outcome, right. ]

At least I won't let my part-time jobs kill me. [ Unlike Nice's shady business back home!! ]