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[A LONG PAUSE...]

You'll have to judge that for yourself!

[But he'd like to think it's a very pleasant surprise indeed!!]

[Oh lord.]

Ok well, I'm on my way.

[Because he's really curious about the new and unique thing that Oz has up his sleeve..]

[Maybe what should have been said back there is "what has Nice done to deserve a friend like Oz"...]

I'll be waiting!

[AND HE WILL BE, right at the door. Clearly someone is excited.]

[It's okay, weird attracts weird.

But he ends the conversation after that because he's moving to leave, and it's not too long before he arrives at Oz's place.

Well, here we go...and he's knocking on the door.]

[THROWING IT OPEN. HE'S SO EXCITED.]

You came quickly!

[The interior of the apartment... actually smells pretty good?! Whatever it is, it appears to be something sweet judging by scent alone.]

[It does smell good...hm...]

I'm not that far away.

[And he steps in, taking off his shoes at the door and smelling the air. Maybe this wouldn't be so bad???]

So, what'd you make?

[ have one (x1) voicemail, nice! ]

Hey Nice, we should go out.

[ NOT... NOT LIKE THAT. ]

[WHAT

. . .]

Go out? As in...going out or going somewhere together?

[He has to know ok!!]

[ uh ]

As in... going out together? I want to hang out with you.

[ don't be dumb, nice!! ]

I made-- [Wait a second, he needs to get into a better position to present this grandiose dish...

Turning abruptly and running over to the kitchen, where he excitedly slaps his hands down on the counter!!]

I made... dissener!!

[why

That's also definitely pronounced like it's just a mashup between the words dessert and dinner.]

Well I mean, when a girl asks a guy to "go out" in Three's shoujo manga, that means it's a date.

["in Three's shoujo manga" bc Nice has never been asked out is that what he's saying]

So it's not a date right?

[He's taken!!!

But no he might be kind of teasing her in a way ok]

Dissener?

[That. Sounds so weird...and why is he acting so dramatic

why?]

What's dissener?

[He gets that it sounds like a mashup but that doesn't mean he understands it.]

[HE'S ALWAYS DRAMATIC. He's just extra dramatic now to fit the... situation. Or something?!]

It's this!

[AND VOILA!! From the cooling rack, he'll pull out a tray with... SOMETHING WEIRD ON IT. It looks similar to chocolate lasagna, whatever it is, and smells faintly of s'mores...]

Whoa!

[He looks at the chocolate lasagna in awe, looking pretty surprised that it even looks edible.]

What's in it?

[The first hurdle is cleared... He sets the tray back down and then sets his hands at his hips, looking quite pleased!]

Lots of things! I couldn't really figure out how to make an entirely new ingredient- [for the good of everyone here, honestly] -but I did make some new types of old ingredients. Try a piece first and then I'll tell you more about it!

[THAT'S ASKING FOR TROUBLE but he seems confident...]

I don't know what a shoujo manga is!

[ but oh god what an awkward question. ]

And it's not. You're very attractive, Nice, and you have a shapely butt but I'm already dating someone. He's not here but his butt's nicer.

[ you ASKED HER okay ]

I guess I'll let you pass this time.

[Nice.

Okay, but he walks over to the tray, and then looks at it --]

A knife or something would probably be a good idea.

[So he can cut a piece and stuff.]

It's weird stuff, usually has a lot of romance, cute girls, and attractive guys in it.

[but wait--

wHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE]

[WHAT.]

Did you just say I'm attractive and have a good butt?!

[Bypasses the part where she said she's already dating someone because he's still SO SHOCKED]

Nobody's ever said anything like that to me before -- they always say that to Murasaki and Art. I don't even know why, either.

[Well.]

Never mind, I know why. Murasaki's got that "cool glasses guy" thing going on, and then Art's got the "cool prince" thing going on.

They could be attractive I guess, but I'm more attractive than both of them I think. But nobody ever realizes this! Well, until now, anyway.

[. . .]

You think I could have it writing so I can shove it in their faces later?

[Too bad Art doesn't even realize he's popular.]

--Oh, and if Murasaki and Art show up, don't tell them I said anything about them.

[Do you always have to have this disclaimer, man...]

[ she just listens to this all and her face just grows more and more confused. ]

Uh. If I wrote this down, wouldn't it make it more obvious you've been talking about these people?

[ . . . ]

Also, I don't care? Stop talking about your butt.

[ geez, nice. did you really need five comments to talk about your butt? ]

No, I'll just tell them you wrote me a letter or something.

[Because they'd totally believe that.]

I'm not just talking about my butt! I'm talking about all of me!

[Still.]

[ just. processing this for a moment before looking completely aghast. ]

A love letter?!

[ did you not hear that she has a bf!!! ]

I'm not writing a love letter to your butt, Nice!

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nice find your chill

there's no inbetween either he's 2chill or not chill at all

you're gonna hurt yourself like that